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iLooneyTunes sucks in Radiohead...

iLooneyTunes sucks in Radiohead...
"Da, Da, Da, De, De, De, Da-ats, All Folks!"



Radiohead's almightly In Rainbows digital record will be.... uh... released... again... digitally...on the Internet... digitally... again... via iLooneyTunes late-night dollar menu starting next Tuesday 01.08.08... digitally... Did I say that already?



The full digital album (no Mime hands will be needed to DIY assemble the bloody thing thank god!) will be downloadable or you can go a la carte and nab a single McDownload for .99 cents! The innovation is its being released officially legally twice... digitally. On the Internet... digitally.

I want to clarify the situation to my little Radiohead rabid-head monkeys. If you want to pay $1.83 and 1/3 cents a track, you can't. That's the innovation. Isn't it cool. Wow, those guys at Radiohead corporate HQ - what they do with the math and simplfying all the rounding we would be forced to do trying to come up with a different price versus what we paid the first time or again for the... um... digital version.

But, no matter, even if you say, "Ok Computer... make iLooneyTunes sell me a track for... 1.0101010101010101010101" iLooneyTunes will give you a sad Elmer Fudd face and say: "That was an awfuwwy good try wabbit!! You woscoe!!"

Let me shed more light on this - I know it's hard to understand. Here are a few more examples of what won't work:

Say you want to pay .47 cents a track. You can't. Why? Because.



And, right, you little SuicideGirl jokesters, if you want to spend .69 cents a track or for the whole record, iLooneyTunes won't allow it. Even if the band is into it, iLooneyTunes won't allow it.

Maybe you can try getting two tracks at one time instead?



Mmmh that would be fun to try... and that is as innovative and adventurous as it gets apparently in 2008 for the Thom Yorke Radiohead corporate record digital sales machine...

They had choices. And, instead they passed and did nothing different with their iLooneyTunes deal except for most likely getting a better percentage of revenues they will take for each album and track download sale! 

But, it's fitting for them. Cause they maintain what they have been doing all along with the marketing and promotion of In Rainbows - sell a record the age old corporate way and attempt to appear as revolutionizing the industry by keeping their primary audience hooked and snowjobbed to virally feed the kool-aid to a new legion of mass-followers.



Sorry, for the graveness, but you each have the capacity to do something about something that actually does in fact save lives - "music".

You could start by questioning your leader's choices or be clear in knowing what they are really doing.

Thanks Radiohead -- that was very helpful indeed.

Yep, Radiohead doing its part for the collective good of artist musicians everywhere. SO INNOVATIVE. It was known all along physical cd's would ship, so what did they do that was so different? I do not believe WAL-MART will be letting you set your own price.

Thom Yorke: "Now, Tossers, lets go make some dough and sell some real records and feed the machine."

Thanks that was all very helpful Radiohead. Next. Does anyone have Steve Jobs phone number? So, fuck you Radiohead. We need real answers for artists that actually need real solutions. You could of actually done something really useful collectively for the collective good of the whole in a longer term way.

And you choose to link up with yet another corporate ("Dave Mathew's") label?? Are you god damn kidding me?

This is a real statement about Radiohead's little indie record launch.

Reprinted from the stalwart of digital content and community bits and bytes YAHOO via the amazing, the definitive, BILLBOARD magazine still after all these years... Go read it

Radiohead prepares for physical release of CD

By Lars Brandle Mon Dec 10, 6:42 PM ET

LONDON (Billboard) - London-based indie label XL Recordings is living up to its name by playing an extra-large role in one of 2007's biggest music industry stories after snagging the physical release of Radiohead's "In Rainbows."

The left-field rock band effectively threw the recording industry rule book out the window when it released the studio set through its own Web site October 10, allowing downloaders to set their own price.

Speculation over who would issue the album physically spiraled until October 31, when XL announced it would release the CD on New Year's Eve worldwide -- excluding the United States, where it lands the following day through Dave Matthews' ATO Records, and Japan, which sees a December 26 release through Hostess.

XL now faces several unknown factors -- not the least of which is finding out how a new album performs after being available digitally for three months.

Radiohead "have done the radical," XL co-founder/CEO Richard Russell said. "Now we're doing the traditional, with singles and videos. But I don't know how it's going to perform; we will evaluate and re-evaluate as it goes on and see how the record develops."

That "traditional" approach sees lead single "Jigsaw Falling Into Place" landing January 14 in the United Kingdom, while the first European dates of a world tour, beginning next June and including key festival shows, have just been announced.

The album's digital release "might cannibalize sales," Russell said. "But people love the record, people are talking about the record. And (that's) the base on which we sell hits. I'll always take a great record where some sales might have been cannibalized rather than a weak one that's been locked in a vault."

British music retailer HMV was optimistic about the album's prospects. "We expect quite a lot of traffic around it," said London-based rock/pop manager John Hirst, "and with a lack of new releases in that week, I can't see why it wouldn't sell well throughout our stores."

Others, however, were more skeptical. "I understand why the band have gone along this route," said Paul Quirk, co-owner of independent store Quirks Records in Ormskirk, Lancashire. "But that doesn't mean that, as a retailer, I'm happy about it -- and our in-store support will reflect that."

Russell said he "can completely understand if physical retailers have concerns. But we've got to try it."

XL beat Radiohead's historic label home EMI Music to secure the one-off album deal. Russell put that down to the indie's flexibility and policy of working in "partnership" with artists, as well as its successful handling of Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke's debut 2006 solo album, "The Eraser."

XL began life in 1989 as a specialist dance and electronic music label, finding global success with the Prodigy in the mid-'90s. The Prodigy exited after four albums, but XL now boasts an eclectic roster, including London rapper Dizzee Rascal, neo-folk singer/songwriter Devendra Banhart, and electro-hip-hop singer M.I.A.

Reuters/Billboard